"Quote My Wife... Please!"

Stuff Stephanie Palen Has Said...

Submitted to rec.humor.funny

DATE: 25 OCT 95
SUBJ: Presidential Decision?

After hearing a report about a recent "Presidential decision", I commented
that with Clinton in office, that's definitely an oxymoron.

"No, it isn't", my wife corrected.  "It's an Oxford Moron."

[File Under: "True Stories", from the lives of Joe & Stephanie Palen]